愚人节祝福图片大全 2018年愚人节英语祝福语大全

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愚人节祝福图片大全 2018年愚人节英语祝福语大全

Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep……Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!

愚人节祝福图片大全 2018年愚人节英语祝福语大全

在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀,唉!有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!

Ifamistakewaspretty,Ihavemakeabigmistakeifthecrimeisasmart,Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes,Zhennanlife!ButyouJiuhaolabothrightdeadcrimes,reallyenvyyou!

如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!

Becauseofyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi.whatisbuiltNieah?!

因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是~~我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,……shootyouusethemostappropriate!

砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

Psychologicaltest:Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!HappyAprilFool'sDay!

心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

Notice:AprilFool'sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!

通告:愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

Shacengsaid:Ihave16change!Journeysaid:Ihave32change!Wukongsaid:Iam72changed!InhisTangSeng:Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?HappyAprilFool'sDay!

沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!

AfterdinnersevenCommandment:Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!Journey:Remember?

饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?

今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?

Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:Youhavetodropawig……ButtodayAprilFool'sDay!

你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦!

Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,notsomedistancebeyond,likeyesterday,Icouldnotbelievethatinordertorootbonestellpeopleyougo!

你去找一个值得你爱的去爱,我不够了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事无法勉强,有些距离无法超越,就像昨天我无法相信,为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!

Toadspursuitofswans,swandisdainsaid:IfIaslongasyoudie!HAMAagainst:thepigalsolivegood?Afterlisteningtopigs,feelaggrieved:Ijustlookatmessages,ImoveSheireWho?

癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:我要是长成你这样早去死了!蛤蟆不服:那猪还活得好好的呢!猪听了,觉得很委屈:我只是在看短信,我招谁惹谁了?

Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated……

如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈……

关于愚人节整人的英语短信

1.WhyarepeopletiredonAprilFool'sDay?(愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

2.Whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠害怕什么天气?)

3.Whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

4.Whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

5.Whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很伤心?)

6.Whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

7.Whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

8.What'sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?

9.Whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysanswer"yes"?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

10.Wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?

答案:

1.BecausetheyhavejusthadalongMarch.(因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March三月;行军)

2.Whenit'srainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)

3.Whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)

4.Areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)

5.Weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)

6.Whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)

7.He'smakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.Smiles.Becausethere'samilebetweentheletter's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

9."Whatdoesy-e-sspell?"(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.Inthedarkness.在黑暗中!

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